Orbis De Scriptors: Punchline Story Week

By Anonymous

My best friend is short,

and everyone thinks I'm gay.

My best friend hates to love me,

and I like to shoot smiley faces.

Oh! I also live at 221B Baker Street.

Did you guess?

I'm Sherlock Holmes


By Anonymous #2

Once you get to know me, you will immediately love me.

Even though I have huge hands and feet...

and don't get me started on my nose and ears.

I'm into show business; I started back in black & white pictures but worked by way up.

I have two best friends.

One is a little clumsy and the other has some anger issues, but they are my pals!

I've traveled all over the world, well except perhaps Antartica.

But the USA is home, from California all the way to Flordia.

My face is plastered on everything from plastic lunchboxes to chocolately ice cream treats.

I'm the world's most loveable rodent.

Did you guess?

I'm Mickey Mouse


By Faith

I'm a pretty cool guy.

I used to work alone but now I work with others.

I'm not as popular as some of my friends.

People think they're cooler than me, 

but I disagree.

I have a secret.

My best friend is pretty dangerous.

She's really good with guns.

I don't usually use those, I prefer a bow and arrow.

I like living in solitude. 

I like black and purple.

Did you guess?

I am Hawkeye.


By Rachel

When I was young, I was an alien.

But now I know I am human.

I have four friends and I'm always very happy.

All my friends are boys,

except for one, she's actually a demon.

I live on an island shapped like a T.

I have a bumgorf!...He's basically a worm or caterpillar.

Anyway I hope you like bad jokes! Hahaha

I'm Starfire!

I hope you like Teen Titans!


By Shelby

My best friend at was once my worst enemy in school.

One time he even "adopted" a little girl and dressed her up.

His dad is very famous.

Me? I had a retainer in school.

I am shorter than almost everyone.

My job is to scare people.

My boss enjoys reminding me that she sees my every move.

I don't wear shoes.

My enemy at work was once my friend in school.

 He had a cool party trick that was ruined by his glasses.

If I wore glasses, they would have to be specially designed.....

because I only have one eye.

I'm green.

I'm a monster.

Did you guess?

I am Mike Wazowski!